good advice from Disney

i want everybody i meet to remember me.
inside people’s memories, i can live forever.

feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

Loses a friend on Facebook:

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

Scrolling through Facebook:

Scrolling through Tumblr:

This is so terribly accurate.

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

wealljustidolizethedead:

Amazing Minnish Cap custom Converse by Bobsmade. Making of YouTube video here.

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about